"Buffo or Bust," "Uncle Scrooge Crawls for Cash," "Wrong Number"

Yeah, we're doing this again. What can I say? I enjoy it. I was out of town on vacation this week, but I had these preprepared in advance, so...here we are. Buffo or BustSo we open at the famed Hall of Fame, filled with pez-dispenser-looking busts of such luminaries as Snooty Military Guy, Snooty Bowtie Guy, and Snooty...other guy. One of Duckburg's hotspots, no doubt. And as much as I hate to say it, Scrooge's desire to adorn his office with a Classically-styled bust of himself suggests a level of narcissism that reminds one of...well, you know. As far as The Great Buffo's reaction...well, okay, we can say he's a temperamental artist, so that's how he's going to react to a request like that that he perceives as insulting. Still, did he actually have, like, a price chart anywhere? Seems like the better move would have been to just shout A THOUSAND [or whatever] DOLLARS, TAKE IT OR LEAVE IT at Scrooge. But I am not here to critique The Great Buffo, and given the lack of other information to draw on, I will remain agnostic about Donald's claim that he's "an old bully." This is not Buffo Comics Revue. Though I will say that "you are greater chiseler than I" is not bad wordplay, especi...