WHEEL SMASHING LORD 4-128 to 129

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  1. dudefromthenorth

    dudefromthenorth

    March 8, 2025, 4:27 am | # | Reply

    that’s large, very large

    • Cobalt Crow of the Grove

      Cobalt Crow of the Grove

      March 8, 2025, 4:31 am | # | Reply

      Holy ship that’s big

      • Aike, Consumer of Food, Bearer of the Word Appetite and Devourer of the Seven Course Meal

        Aike, Consumer of Food, Bearer of the Word Appetite and Devourer of the Seven Course Meal

        March 8, 2025, 10:37 am | # | Reply

        We’re gonna need a bigger SHARK

        • TURU Mayan Priest

          TURU Mayan Priest

          March 10, 2025, 3:49 am | # | Reply

          Take note that it’s bigger thant the black hole that confines Jagga.

          • NARVIS PISHDOG

            NARVIS PISHDOG

            April 18, 2025, 12:12 pm | # | Reply

            Cool band name

        • Aran

          Aran

          March 11, 2025, 7:03 am | # | Reply

          gonna need a couple extra cubits on that spear

          • Slutty Little Shit

            Slutty Little Shit

            March 25, 2025, 7:21 pm | # | Reply

            You can spearm me with your cubits!

            • I KNOW THAT ABBADOB IS BUSY AND HAVE NO OBLIGATION, BUT....

              April 11, 2025, 2:17 pm | # | Reply

              …THIS DELAYBIS KILLING ME

              • Cowbob

                Cowbob

                April 12, 2025, 2:01 am | # | Reply

                We can only wait, Pained One, and stand vigilant for the return!

                • Endless Pain

                  April 15, 2025, 3:47 am | # | Reply

                  They flutter behind you your possible pasts
                  Some brighteyed and crazy, some frightened and lost

                  Ranks! Fire!

                  A warning to anyone still in command
                  Of their possible future, to take care
                  In derelict sidings the poppies entwine
                  With cattle trucks lying in wait for the next time

                  Do you remember me? How we used to be?
                  Do you think we shoud be closer?

              • OH MY GODS

                OH MY GODS

                April 18, 2025, 12:09 pm | # | Reply

                THE WAAAAAAAAIT

                • It's official!

                  It's official!

                  April 23, 2025, 12:29 am | # | Reply

                  Abbadon has abandoned us

                  • kill 6 large frogs

                    kill 6 large frogs

                    April 25, 2025, 10:45 pm | # | Reply

                    fret not ye of little faith

                    • I'm gonna kill myself

                      April 25, 2025, 10:58 pm | #

                      All hope is gone.
                      (Sad songs say so much)

    • Ech

      Ech

      March 8, 2025, 4:44 am | # | Reply

      A little bigger than a caterpillar

      • Eiríkr Útlendi

        Eiríkr Útlendi

        March 8, 2025, 7:29 am | # | Reply

        Considering Gog Agog, that might depend on the caterpillar.

        • Un-Fel, Ominous Quote Diety

          Un-Fel, Ominous Quote Diety

          March 28, 2025, 6:27 pm | # | Reply

          Eirikr is observant.

    • Kick the Apprentice in the face

      Kick the Apprentice in the face

      March 9, 2025, 9:48 am | # | Reply

      I told you last time that what we were seeing was just the Tip 🙂

      • Asshole

        Asshole

        March 10, 2025, 3:50 am | # | Reply

        Tip of my dick

    • 112311919-taxonomizing-skies

      112311919-taxonomizing-skies

      March 10, 2025, 7:36 am | # | Reply

      The sky above the sky

      • James T Kirk

        James T Kirk

        March 25, 2025, 7:22 pm | # | Reply

        Beam me up, Scottie!

        • It's Liutenant Montgomery Scott for you, Sir!

          It's Liutenant Montgomery Scott for you, Sir!

          March 28, 2025, 2:58 am | # | Reply

          Scoot me up, Beamie!

          • Lt. Uhura

            April 25, 2025, 10:54 pm | # | Reply

            Sir, message from Starfleet.
            They are saying Abbadon has abandoned us.

  2. MrRawrCEO

    MrRawrCEO

    March 8, 2025, 4:29 am | # | Reply

    Your sacrifice is greatly appreciated dear Abaddon.

  3. STX

    STX

    March 8, 2025, 4:29 am | # | Reply

    And the wait is once again worth it. Good god

    • Eiríkr Útlendi

      Eiríkr Útlendi

      March 8, 2025, 7:30 am | # | Reply

      TBH, good, bad, neutral — we don’t know just yet.

      • Piquet

        Piquet

        March 14, 2025, 3:17 am | # | Reply

        Caguei

  4. chainsofblackandred

    chainsofblackandred

    March 8, 2025, 4:30 am | # | Reply

    The Wheel Turning King has brought his boot.

  5. Dyak of the Yellow City

    Dyak of the Yellow City

    March 8, 2025, 4:30 am | # | Reply

    woah

    • Sammy

      Sammy

      March 28, 2025, 3:27 am | # | Reply

      That’s an album. My album.
      The one that was selling well, but Ed had to come and tempt me.

      • Al

        Al

        April 15, 2025, 3:52 am | # | Reply

        You just can’t talk shit about Ed now!
        He’s passed on.
        Show some respect!

        • Mike

          Mike

          April 15, 2025, 3:52 am | # | Reply

          Can I say something?

          • Al

            Al

            April 15, 2025, 4:01 am | # | Reply

            No

            • Sammy

              Sammy

              April 15, 2025, 4:01 am | # | Reply

              No

              • Muckles

                Muckles

                April 16, 2025, 6:41 am | # | Reply

                Definitely no

                • Ed (disembodied)

                  Ed (disembodied)

                  April 18, 2025, 12:14 pm | # | Reply

                  Ni!

  6. Googily Moogily the Great

    Googily Moogily the Great

    March 8, 2025, 4:34 am | # | Reply

    I wonder how many kilometers of godship Al-Yisun here can cut through with her new sword. It would certainly undermine the last few weeks/months of suspense, but it would also look really really cool if we saw the ship cut in half.

    • Mr. Potato Patato Von Spudsworth III

      Mr. Potato Patato Von Spudsworth III

      March 8, 2025, 7:22 am | # | Reply

      Big “RULES OF NATURRRE” vibes, for sure.

      • 38 Bewilderingly Unfortunate Small Furry Things

        38 Bewilderingly Unfortunate Small Furry Things

        March 11, 2025, 7:41 pm | # | Reply

        And they run when the sun comes up.

    • Eiríkr Útlendi

      Eiríkr Útlendi

      March 8, 2025, 7:32 am | # | Reply

      With full royalty, I’d imagine that size is irrelevant.

      I wonder how close to full royalty she has gotten.

      • TURU, Mayan Priest

        TURU, Mayan Priest

        March 10, 2025, 3:51 am | # | Reply

        She’ll always be peasant.

        • Felix-World Scout

          Felix-World Scout

          March 10, 2025, 1:41 pm | # | Reply

          And therefore true royalty.

    • Torabi

      Torabi

      March 8, 2025, 8:34 am | # | Reply

      To true royalty, things like size, distance, time, numbers… are all irrelevant. Royalty is simply an assertion that the rest of the universe must rearrange itself to comply with.

      • AverageslightlyAboveAverageBrain

        AverageslightlyAboveAverageBrain

        March 8, 2025, 10:10 am | # | Reply

        If that’s royalty, i don’t want to suffer the presence nor existence of any kings. Never have I felt so french.

        • csctis

          csctis

          March 21, 2025, 5:44 am | # | Reply

          rah rahh fight the powah!

    • Marquis of the Hill - Reticent Illustrator

      March 8, 2025, 10:59 pm | # | Reply

      What you got to consider,… this is most likely a double page spread,… if Al-Yisun is gonna slice this megaship in half you KNOW you’re gonna wanna have that also be a double page spread, so we gonna have to wait another 2 pages of build up for that! (assuming its gonna happen)

      • Killfrenzy

        Killfrenzy

        March 9, 2025, 5:36 am | # | Reply

        I look forward to the cutaway diagram of it

        the *diegetic* cutaway diagram

        • SirRJtheSwell

          SirRJtheSwell

          March 10, 2025, 9:02 pm | # | Reply

          hot DAMN do I love shit that is normally a narrative aside played out in-story

  7. 42 Spongegirl, Fryer of Patties, Lettuce-Chopper of Night, Forever Ready

    42 Spongegirl, Fryer of Patties, Lettuce-Chopper of Night, Forever Ready

    March 8, 2025, 4:37 am | # | Reply

    Holy guacamole!

    • 911 Wild Bird Strikes the Towers

      911 Wild Bird Strikes the Towers

      April 11, 2025, 1:36 pm | # | Reply

      Sanctified too!

  8. Sabaoth, Dark Scientist

    Sabaoth, Dark Scientist

    March 8, 2025, 4:40 am | # | Reply

    Listen! I am not your pet! We have our legacy to consider.

    It has only begun.

    • noders

      noders

      March 8, 2025, 4:51 pm | # | Reply

      I don’t give a wooden nickel about your legacy! You call them off!

      • The One True Yuri

        The One True Yuri

        March 9, 2025, 4:14 am | # | Reply

        We all disr–

        Victory to superior leadership on part of yourself!

  9. Zeta

    Zeta

    March 8, 2025, 4:40 am | # | Reply

    i’m sure this is fine.

    • Annelise

      Annelise

      March 8, 2025, 11:53 am | # | Reply

      I’m greatly confused on what the factions are here

      • 7 Scarlet Swords Sever Strings

        7 Scarlet Swords Sever Strings

        March 8, 2025, 4:14 pm | # | Reply

        On one side is those that have rallied around Allison – all of them sans the Republic rebel groups against the orders of the Demiurges. On the other side is Incubus and Jagganoth’s army, bolstered by the corpses of Mottom and Mammon’s empires(though I imagine the Bank has been strong-armed into this, 00001 did not seem happy to be with the rest of Team Chucklefuck)
        Gog Agog and Jadis are in the wings, and ol’ Jaggy Boy is stuck in the orb until further notice(he’ll be breaking out very soon, I believe).

    • Tom S 311

      April 15, 2025, 3:59 am | # | Reply

      Hey Zeta, tired of your teen high-school illusory world? The distortion got so out of hand that is affecting the multiverse? Are you still feeling no guilt? Do you still believe in Coyote?

      • --

        --

        April 16, 2025, 10:48 pm | # | Reply

        Boxbot terminal error
        Division orientation indistinguishable.
        *explodes in logic*

        • Saslamel

          Saslamel

          April 18, 2025, 12:19 pm | # | Reply

          Jagganoth is Boxbot’s manifestation in the Aether.

  10. EveryZig314

    EveryZig314

    March 8, 2025, 4:42 am | # | Reply

    Sivran, once-bearer of the word CHONKER

    • Sylvain

      Sylvain

      March 28, 2025, 3:29 am | # | Reply

      BONKERS

  11. Cowbob

    Cowbob

    March 8, 2025, 4:45 am | # | Reply

    Is there lore behind Sivran? Name doesn’t ring a bell but it looks like it should.

    • STX

      STX

      March 8, 2025, 4:49 am | # | Reply

      He’s the god of endless conquest. He’s shown up as a statue/in flashbacks a couple times over the years and features in a couple of the pieces of prose.

      • Ech

        Ech

        March 9, 2025, 4:52 am | # | Reply

        Barely related, but judging by that old QnA from 2017 where it was stated that each eye equals ~3 gokus in power, Godship Sivran is ~48 gokus in power. Make of that what you will.

        • Ech

          Ech

          March 9, 2025, 4:59 am | # | Reply

          Wait I missed a few eyes. I think it’s around ~57 :>

      • 18 Empty Blossom Shatters the Proud

        18 Empty Blossom Shatters the Proud

        March 10, 2025, 7:18 am | # | Reply

        Also, the Bone Listeners tap the quests that the Geas Knights dedicate their lives to out of the Skull of UN-Sivran. Assuming that what we’re seeing represents a complete inventory of Sivran’s Skulls, then that godship either contains or is the skull-fortress of their order.

    • Rezmason

      March 9, 2025, 4:39 am | # | Reply

      Sivran eight nine

      • 18 Empty Blossom Shatters the Proud

        18 Empty Blossom Shatters the Proud

        March 10, 2025, 7:19 am | # | Reply

        Sivran ATE nine.

  12. Radio Free Albertsons

    Radio Free Albertsons

    March 8, 2025, 4:47 am | # | Reply

    I want to see this on a giant movie screen that exceeds my cone of vision. Like the Las Vegas Sphere.

  13. 26 Fading Mote Lights the Heavens

    26 Fading Mote Lights the Heavens

    March 8, 2025, 4:48 am | # | Reply

    This goes so incredibly fucking hard

  14. Cartheon

    Cartheon

    March 8, 2025, 4:55 am | # | Reply

    They’re gonna need a bigger shark.

    • Zburator

      Zburator

      March 8, 2025, 10:37 pm | # | Reply

      That’s absolute genius. I’ve got nothing clever to say, that’s just a flawless response.

      • Demarquis

        Demarquis

        March 10, 2025, 1:31 pm | # | Reply

        Second that.

  15. Evil User

    Evil User

    March 8, 2025, 5:02 am | # | Reply

    “Welp! We’re boned.”

  16. 13 Victorious Starship

    13 Victorious Starship

    March 8, 2025, 5:05 am | # | Reply

    “It’s only a model”

    • Camelot!

      April 23, 2025, 12:32 am | # | Reply

      Camelot!

  17. Catastrophic Owning

    Catastrophic Owning

    March 8, 2025, 5:12 am | # | Reply

    >help

    How many times do you have to teach yourself this lesson, old man?

  18. Breenland

    March 8, 2025, 5:26 am | # | Reply

    Help? You did this to yourself Tom, and you keep doing it! We love it!

    Do it more.

  19. 42 Life Answers the Ultimate Question

    42 Life Answers the Ultimate Question

    March 8, 2025, 5:39 am | # | Reply

    The bigger the godship, the bigger the target… Both for allison AND Jaggy I suspect bc lets be honest, he’s not going to care about friendly fire

  20. Minigendo

    Minigendo

    March 8, 2025, 5:39 am | # | Reply

    That’s no moon.

    • Eiríkr Útlendi

      Eiríkr Útlendi

      March 8, 2025, 7:34 am | # | Reply

      There might still be a fossilized one under that robe somewhere. 😉

      • theidiotroadscumreminisces

        theidiotroadscumreminisces

        March 8, 2025, 4:54 pm | # | Reply

        One wonders if there might be some point of weakness there, some small but vulnerable spot which if struck with great accuracy might bring complete destruction to the vessel. Some kind of exhaust port perhaps?
        As the valiant Corporal Jones told us in another mighty battle against great evil “They don’t like it up ’em!”

        • minigendo

          minigendo

          March 8, 2025, 5:04 pm | # | Reply

          Attack plan Ant-Man is go.

        • Demarquis

          Demarquis

          March 10, 2025, 1:32 pm | # | Reply

          Death Star that bitch.

    • A Robot Who Cannot Lie

      A Robot Who Cannot Lie

      March 8, 2025, 8:41 pm | # | Reply

      It’s a God-Lobster. Definitely lobsterish, just lookit the tail!

    • D'Argo

      D'Argo

      April 23, 2025, 12:33 am | # | Reply

      So, is it a trap?

  21. Umberclover

    March 8, 2025, 5:45 am | # | Reply

    That’s probably fine :B

  22. 420 Shitposts Summits The Moon

    420 Shitposts Summits The Moon

    March 8, 2025, 5:47 am | # | Reply

    You just had to know at least one more of these panels was coming, haha. Damn, really outdone yourself here. Bravo. 🙂

  23. Max™

    Max™

    March 8, 2025, 5:49 am | # | Reply

    Over compensating godling says what?

  24. 55 Boat Boats the Boat

    55 Boat Boats the Boat

    March 8, 2025, 6:00 am | # | Reply

    That’s a big boat.

  25. 10,000 Spiders Skew The Statistical Average

    10,000 Spiders Skew The Statistical Average

    March 8, 2025, 6:05 am | # | Reply

    There’s always a bigger fish… maybe not this time, though. That might be the biggest fish

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