Review: ‘Stranger Things’ Finale was Big, Loud, and Oddly Safe

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Stranger Things went out swinging in a two-hour finale that looked like the biggest thing Netflix ever produced and still managed to feel like a rerun of itself. The Duffer Brothers clearly wanted a sendoff that played like a movie, and for better or worse, they delivered one. There were explosions, heroic speeches, and a creature so massive it seemed designed to fill a theater screen. It was all impressive to look at, but by the end, it felt less like storytelling and more like a contract being fulfilled.

The finale picked up on Christmas Day, right where the last batch of episodes left off. Most of the gang was trapped in the Upside Down, still chasing Vecna, who now wanted to merge his broken realm with ours. His new “seance of doom” was creepy enough, but the tension never built the way it once did. Within minutes, Steve almost died, Dustin and Nancy were nearly eaten, and Eleven once again stepped in to save everyone. Nothing wrong with survival, but the stakes felt flatter this time because the show clearly didn’t want to kill anyone anyone recognizable. After five seasons of teasing danger, the finale blinked.

There were a few strong images to behold: a full reveal of the Mind Flayer, finally shown in all its monstrous detail, looked incredible and almost redeemed the chaos around it. Eleven’s final act carried some emotion and gave her the ending she’d been walking toward since season one. But when the dust settled, every other major character got a small-town happy ending that could have been copied straight from The Lord of the Rings epilogues. After ten minutes, it started to feel like a farewell parade.

The Will storyline ran into a wall too. The show made a big deal about his coming out and his connection to Vecna, only to drop both ideas halfway through. Vecna taunted him for being different but never used it as a weapon, and the whole thing just vanished. It felt like a missed opportunity—the kind of emotional thread that once gave this series real depth before every new season tried to outdo the last in scale instead of story. It’s like the only thing that mattered to the creators was that Will was gay.

And then there were the loose ends. Remember Dr. Owens? The mystery stone? Gone, all of it. No demogorgons, no explanation for that high school play that seemed oddly important last season. A show that began with crisp mystery and tight plotting finished as a cloud of unresolved fragments. You could practically hear the writers wishing they had another season to patch it all together.

After Vecna’s defeat, the show dropped into a long 45-minute wind‑down where the kids played Dungeons & Dragons instead of going to a graduation party. That quiet nostalgia might have worked if the story hadn’t already wrapped three times before it. It’s the kind of sentimental moment that says more about Netflix’s need to end with a smile than the characters themselves.

One of the finale’s quiet but unmistakable problems, and really built throughought last few seasons, was it quietly flipped every old-school dynamic upside down. The girls did all the fighting, swinging, and protecting, while the men turned into spectators who mostly talked about emotions and needed to be “understood.” The male characters who once showed instinct, courage, and leadership were rewritten as insecure or helpless, waiting for female characters to explain the world to them.

It’s the same message Hollywood keeps sliding into everything: male strength is either dangerous or laughable, while a woman’s power is pure and unquestioned. You see it in every Netflix tab labeled “strong girls,” but you’ll never find one that says “strong boys.” That silence isn’t an accident. Boys used to grow up on stories that taught them how to be men. Those stories built discipline, honor, and grit, all values that television now treats like relics. When a hit as big as Stranger Things joins that trend, it’s not just disappointing. It’s cultural conditioning dressed up as entertainment. And it’s not even subtle.

In the end, the kids grew up, the monsters fell quiet, Hawkins, IN stayed weird enough to remember, and the Duffer brothers built a cultural giant then tried to put it neatly back in the box that was “safe” for all. What was once a scrappy little sci-fi horror about friendship and fear turned into a billion-dollar brand that wouldn’t risk leaving viewers shaken. Maybe that’s what happens when fun stories become franchises, and exist to flatter and appeal to a female audience while teaching their male characters how to behave. 

I think it’s fair to say the show ended just as it began: with a nostalgic wink, some flashing lights, and a lingering feeling that the real magic happened long before anyone tried to explain it.

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