WHEEL SMASHING LORD 3-104 to 3-105

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  • Lillith

    Lillith

    September 13, 2024, 6:08 pm | # | Reply

    :3

    • Mallory

      Mallory

      September 13, 2024, 10:50 pm | # | Reply

      :3

      • Milk

        Milk

        September 14, 2024, 12:30 am | # | Reply

        :3

        • The liaaaaaaaaaaaaar

          The liaaaaaaaaaaaaar

          September 14, 2024, 7:49 am | # | Reply

          Ɛ:

          • He who meows

            He who meows

            September 14, 2024, 9:45 am | # | Reply

            😺

            • She Who Mrrps

              She Who Mrrps

              September 14, 2024, 9:45 pm | # | Reply

              :3

              • AverageslightlyAboveAverageBrain

                AverageslightlyAboveAverageBrain

                September 14, 2024, 10:45 pm | # | Reply

                :3

                • FORTY-ONE PRISMATIC FLOWER BURNS IN MANY DIRECTIONS

                  FORTY-ONE PRISMATIC FLOWER BURNS IN MANY DIRECTIONS

                  September 15, 2024, 12:35 pm | # | Reply

                  :3

                  • Braven Star-Clevenger

                    Braven Star-Clevenger

                    September 16, 2024, 6:02 pm | # | Reply

                    :3

                    • A travelling tradesman and hopeful scholar

                      A travelling tradesman and hopeful scholar

                      September 17, 2024, 1:03 pm | #

                      :3

        • 818 Beholds the Destiny of Creation in One Instant

          818 Beholds the Destiny of Creation in One Instant

          September 15, 2024, 2:49 pm | # | Reply

          :3

    • a idiot

      September 14, 2024, 1:18 pm | # | Reply

      :3

      • Crow

        Crow

        September 14, 2024, 6:15 pm | # | Reply

        :3

        • 21 Glazed Chocolate Masks The Donut

          21 Glazed Chocolate Masks The Donut

          September 17, 2024, 2:18 pm | # | Reply

          :3

          • izziTTizzi

            izziTTizzi

            September 17, 2024, 11:32 pm | # | Reply

            :3

  • 27 Radiant Word Heals The Repentant

    27 Radiant Word Heals The Repentant

    September 13, 2024, 6:10 pm | # | Reply

    Become the rock upon which the wheel is broken.

    • Prost-Phet, Great Priestrix of Parties

      Prost-Phet, Great Priestrix of Parties

      September 14, 2024, 6:47 am | # | Reply

      Is it a wheel shaped rock?

      • 15 Dialect Observes the Cosmos

        15 Dialect Observes the Cosmos

        September 14, 2024, 7:05 am | # | Reply

        I think a pot hole would be more effective

        • Annelise

          Annelise

          September 16, 2024, 8:06 pm | # | Reply

          stick a rod in the spokes, blammo, wheel is jammed

          • Prost-Phet, Great Priestrix of Parties

            Prost-Phet, Great Priestrix of Parties

            September 17, 2024, 9:17 pm | # | Reply

            Y’all sinners need more violence in hlur heart of hearts.

  • 72 Boiled Egg Escapes Its Cocoon To Slaughter Appetite

    72 Boiled Egg Escapes Its Cocoon To Slaughter Appetite

    September 13, 2024, 6:13 pm | # | Reply

    Going hard is mandatory in this house

    • Lord of the Six Snugs, Wielder of Molluscan Might

      Lord of the Six Snugs, Wielder of Molluscan Might

      September 15, 2024, 11:40 pm | # | Reply

      Do we go out hard as well?

      • 13 Beloved of the Grand Tree of Heaven

        13 Beloved of the Grand Tree of Heaven

        September 16, 2024, 2:39 pm | # | Reply

        absolutely – be born hard, live hard, die hard … also be reincarnated hard, if you so choose that fate

  • 17 Noble Silver Execrates the Names of the Unworthy

    17 Noble Silver Execrates the Names of the Unworthy

    September 13, 2024, 6:13 pm | # | Reply

    And at the end of it all- he went out on his own terms. There is beauty, in that.

    • SirSoliloquy

      SirSoliloquy

      September 13, 2024, 8:12 pm | # | Reply

      It’s fun to see how much the opinion of Solomon has changed since the tournament arc, back when everyone was talking about how he was the worst out of all the demiurges (when he very, very clearly was not).

      • The Principal Art Of Posting

        The Principal Art Of Posting

        September 13, 2024, 9:16 pm | # | Reply

        Solomon is the best of the Demiurges, and that also makes his failure to be a good Demiurge the greatest.

        ADAB

      • koboldcatgirl

        koboldcatgirl

        September 13, 2024, 11:38 pm | # | Reply

        Solomon is only the one demiurge to survive his utter humbling. I think Mottom’s arc post-Jagganoth would have been interesting to read, had she survived.

        • JustSomeCoolBoy

          JustSomeCoolBoy

          September 13, 2024, 11:45 pm | # | Reply

          Jadis is still alive.

          • Retrikaethan

            Retrikaethan

            September 14, 2024, 12:10 am | # | Reply

            can she really be considered “alive” in her current state?

          • Wheelie

            Wheelie

            September 14, 2024, 2:25 pm | # | Reply

            The wheels on the bus go ‘Round and ’round
            ‘Round and ’round
            ‘Round and ’round
            The wheels on the bus go ‘Round and ’round
            All through the town

      • apprentice blood alchemist

        apprentice blood alchemist

        September 14, 2024, 3:09 pm | # | Reply

        I don’t know brethren, when the Celestial Empire was around I would’ve gone with any of the other demiurges. How many of them have Jadis’ mommy milkers besides?

  • D.

    D.

    September 13, 2024, 6:18 pm | # | Reply

    Oh c’mon, go kiss yourselfs

  • dudefromthenorth

    dudefromthenorth

    September 13, 2024, 6:20 pm | # | Reply

    thw wheel rolls on &on

    • Hairy Chap In Some Distress

      Hairy Chap In Some Distress

      September 13, 2024, 10:29 pm | # | Reply

      All my life’s a circle
      Sunrise and sundown
      The moon rolls through the nighttime
      ‘Til the daybreak comes around
      All my life’s a circle
      But I can’t tell you why
      The seasons spinning round again
      The years keep rolling by

      • Joseph Moose, Ringleader of the Dead Moon Circus

        Joseph Moose, Ringleader of the Dead Moon Circus

        September 13, 2024, 10:40 pm | # | Reply

        Lyrics set to a slow 3/4 rhythm makes it a sad dirge. 😀

      • Wheelie

        Wheelie

        September 14, 2024, 2:26 pm | # | Reply

        The wheels on the bus go ‘Round and ’round
        ‘Round and ’round
        ‘Round and ’round
        The wheels on the bus go ‘Round and ’round
        All through the town

    • Nessus

      Nessus

      September 14, 2024, 2:21 am | # | Reply

      The wheel rolls ever on and on,
      Down from the void where it began…

      • Qualys

        September 14, 2024, 2:28 pm | # | Reply

        The roll wheels ever on and on
        Out of the void where it lingers on

  • 25 Cursed With Knowledge Of Forbidden Snacks

    25 Cursed With Knowledge Of Forbidden Snacks

    September 13, 2024, 6:22 pm | # | Reply

    That dialogue bubble in the first two panels of the first page is stuck behind the white border. Also White Chain my beloved😭

  • Kiss Six Billion Demons

    Kiss Six Billion Demons

    September 13, 2024, 6:24 pm | # | Reply

    Politics, martial arts, philosophy, AND he does hair and acupuncture? Salami is truly a renaissance man

    • Amoeboid Fist-Of-Goo

      Amoeboid Fist-Of-Goo

      September 15, 2024, 3:15 am | # | Reply

      Speaking of which, what happened to Solly’s hair? Has he shriven himself in preparation for death?

      • 7 Embarked into the Void.

        7 Embarked into the Void.

        September 16, 2024, 6:20 am | # | Reply

        By the amount of Hair he had, I bet he knitted a nice Chainmail-Sweater for his new student.

    • Gorinich, cloaked Fool

      Gorinich, cloaked Fool

      September 15, 2024, 7:27 am | # | Reply

      It’s only natural since he’s an immortal with an allergy to delegation

  • Tom

    Tom

    September 13, 2024, 6:24 pm | # | Reply

    Buddhism, yo.

    • fefeman

      fefeman

      September 14, 2024, 4:58 pm | # | Reply

      This do feel more like Taoism imo. The whole “go with the flow, accept changes”

      • Lord of the Six Snugs, Wielder of Molluscan Might

        Lord of the Six Snugs, Wielder of Molluscan Might

        September 15, 2024, 11:42 pm | # | Reply

        Its both really, they have very similar flavors. One happens to focus a lot more on righting past patterns than the other as far as I am aware.

  • AjaxGb

    AjaxGb

    September 13, 2024, 6:27 pm | # | Reply

    Just a heads up, the panel borders at the top of the second page are covering up some of the dialogue in a way that looks unintentional.

  • Accursed Dirt Boar

    Accursed Dirt Boar

    September 13, 2024, 6:28 pm | # | Reply

    For a second i was pretty sure that not only had Solomon shaved his own head,but White Chain’s too
    Thats what Maya did to her disciple after all

    • Rake

      Rake

      September 13, 2024, 9:20 pm | # | Reply

      She is a disciple of the principle are of Cutting, and he is of ki Rata. I would presume there are differences in the traditions.

  • 19 Broken Sword Kills Ignorance

    19 Broken Sword Kills Ignorance

    September 13, 2024, 6:36 pm | # | Reply

    Let’s break the chariot wheel and substitute it for 4 modern pneumatic wheels with breaks and suspension and drive through the infinite highway of the universe.

    • 83 Hopeful Feather Chose To Be Happy Anyway

      83 Hopeful Feather Chose To Be Happy Anyway

      September 14, 2024, 9:07 pm | # | Reply

      First, White Chain got 10 tonnes of galvanized square steel from her Uncle Solomon

  • 12 Horrible Goose Steals Bell From Village

    12 Horrible Goose Steals Bell From Village

    September 13, 2024, 6:36 pm | # | Reply

    But we have a wheel smashing lord RIGHT THERE

  • 10,000 Spiders Skew The Statistical Average

    10,000 Spiders Skew The Statistical Average

    September 13, 2024, 6:40 pm | # | Reply

    I wonder what White Chain will think of Metatron when she learns the truth. What will she do when faced with the reality of the true cycle, one that is not a metaphor for progress, but a tangible and inescapable stasis? Will she be so accepting?

    • Waterskin

      Waterskin

      September 13, 2024, 6:50 pm | # | Reply

      She was there when this was explained

      • 10,000 Spiders Skew The Statistical Average

        10,000 Spiders Skew The Statistical Average

        September 13, 2024, 7:00 pm | # | Reply

        Wow yeah it’s been a while. So maybe this is just her declaration of war, so to speak, against those forces that would reset its progress

        • Domini

          Domini

          September 14, 2024, 12:04 am | # | Reply

          I think White Chain might like the book Parable of the Sower by Octavia Butler.

          God is Change is a big philosophy in that.

  • zakueins

    zakueins

    September 13, 2024, 6:44 pm | # | Reply

    The wheel cannot be stopped. Trying to stop it ensures that it crushes you.

    Your only two options? Allow the wheel to turn or take control of the wheel.

    Not taking control, or not letting the wheel turn on it’s own means that someone else WILL take control of the wheel. Someone that does not have your interests at heart.

    • Civil-Engineering Witch

      Civil-Engineering Witch

      September 13, 2024, 7:21 pm | # | Reply

      I think that this story has so far given us multiple examples of how attempting to control the wheel is a fruitless endeavor.

      you can try to stall the effects it has on you,
      separate yourself from it,
      control everything in it’s path,
      witness all of it’s movements in advance,
      spread yourself across it,
      or even try to force it to retake a different path,

      but the wheel still turns.

      • Illy

        Illy

        September 14, 2024, 7:59 am | # | Reply

        The Turtle moves!

        • 17 Liminal Student Catalogs Creation

          17 Liminal Student Catalogs Creation

          September 14, 2024, 2:42 pm | # | Reply

          See the TURTLE of enormous girth!
          On his shell he holds the earth.
          His thought is slow but always kind;
          He holds us all within his mind.
          On his back all vows are made;
          He sees the truth but may not said.
          He loves the land and loves the sea,
          And even loves a child like me

          • Amoeboid Fist-Of-Goo

            Amoeboid Fist-Of-Goo

            September 15, 2024, 3:20 am | # | Reply

            “but may not said” is awkward. How about “that’s left unsaid” or something similar?

            • Flying Buffalo

              Flying Buffalo

              September 16, 2024, 1:54 am | # | Reply

              This is a Dark Tower quote, they didn’t write this. I think they’ve just written that line wrong, I believe it’s actually “He sees the truth but mayn’t aid.”, which makes more sense.

  • The Red Lady

    The Red Lady

    September 13, 2024, 6:50 pm | # | Reply

    So at the end, everyone’s bald

    • No Balm In Gilead

      No Balm In Gilead

      September 15, 2024, 3:21 am | # | Reply

      Royalty is a continuous shaving movement.

      • The Red Lady

        The Red Lady

        September 15, 2024, 2:47 pm | # | Reply

        Reach heaven through baldness

  • 21 lounging in the inevitable

    21 lounging in the inevitable

    September 13, 2024, 7:17 pm | # | Reply

    Break the wheel

  • Vicky Amaru

    September 13, 2024, 7:21 pm | # | Reply

    You may be broken by the wheel, but I am built different.

    • 25 Penitent Spark Scours the Dirt

      25 Penitent Spark Scours the Dirt

      September 13, 2024, 7:36 pm | # | Reply

      You suffer because you are being broken under the Wheel, while I am euphoric because I am being broken under the Wheel. We ARE the same.

  • 25 Penitent Spark Scours the Dirt

    25 Penitent Spark Scours the Dirt

    September 13, 2024, 7:37 pm | # | Reply

    This one takes note that White Chain’s atum halo is at its greatest when she affirms “democracy, fuck yeah!”

  • machineman2012

    machineman2012

    September 13, 2024, 7:44 pm | # | Reply

    BALD, BALD, BALD, MY EYES!

    • sørmirbæren

      sørmirbæren

      September 13, 2024, 11:32 pm | # | Reply

      You can’t convince me that buzzcut isn’t entirely so Abaddon doesn’t have to cover entire panels with Solomon’s hair.

  • A Philosopher From Hell

    A Philosopher From Hell

    September 13, 2024, 7:44 pm | # | Reply

    The wheel turns; it cannot be stopped by standing in the way of its rim. It must be broken at its axle.

  • Caymun the Executioner

    Caymun the Executioner

    September 13, 2024, 8:05 pm | # | Reply

    Now… any last words, tyrant?

  • 89 Resplendent Chariot Smoldering Scent

    89 Resplendent Chariot Smoldering Scent

    September 13, 2024, 8:06 pm | # | Reply

    Now I am young, my body is lithe and springy like a board. For hardness and strength are the companions of death. Let the Wheel crush me, and I shall rise forth with ever greater force!

  • Sabaoth, Avid Listener

    Sabaoth, Avid Listener

    September 13, 2024, 8:37 pm | # | Reply

    There are many, many things one can hear in Hell!

    And we have noodles!

  • Ruby

    Ruby

    September 13, 2024, 8:44 pm | # | Reply

    Don’t mind me, just basking on White Chain’s utter badassery.
    “Oh hey, master. Thanks for not letting me die and nursing me. BTW you were wrong and your empire is cringe.”

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