WHEEL SMASHING LORD 5-147

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September 19, 2025, 8:18 pm | # | Reply

HO THERE! Peakposting or going?

Mr. Potato Patato Von Spudsworth III

September 19, 2025, 8:35 pm | # | Reply

It’s such a great greeting… My greatest desire is to cultivate the sort of presence where I can unironically shout “HO THERE!” when I enter a room.
- 7 Fingers Regrets Feeding the Monkey
  
  September 20, 2025, 6:59 am | # | Reply
  
  Brian Blessed has you beat.
  - 123123 cat in bag
    
    September 22, 2025, 8:08 am | # | Reply
    
    Blessed

69 Balances on pole

September 19, 2025, 8:19 pm | # | Reply

Ho there!!! I’d let Vigilant Gaze borrow my staff… errr… I’d borrow his staff?….

I want to fuck Vigilant Gaze

101 worms crawling down your throat

September 19, 2025, 8:26 pm | # | Reply

How? I mean like practically. What part of an angel can you even have sex with?
- Mr. Potato Patato Von Spudsworth III
  
  September 19, 2025, 8:32 pm | # | Reply
  
  Well, to quote a wise man:
  *CLANK CLANK CLANK CLANK CLANK CRUNCH* “YEEEEOOOOOWCH!”
  - Zalzalan of Yoth
    
    September 19, 2025, 10:21 pm | # | Reply
    
    I always hear Peppino’s scream when I read this, it makes it even funnier
- 69 Balances on pole
  
  September 19, 2025, 8:33 pm | # | Reply
  
  Through the sheer force of will power we will have mind sex that ascends beyond mortal touch. Such sex will shatter the illusion of self, break the divisions between hot and cold, white and black flames as we engage in the deep ecstasy of divine pleasure.
  
  That or strap-ons and dildos exist
  - Altered Intellect
    
    September 20, 2025, 9:59 am | # | Reply
    
    damn, I thought I was the only one down bad for Vigilant Gaze
  - 22 Glazed Chocolate Cloaks The Donut
    
    September 22, 2025, 12:13 am | # | Reply
    
    On the type of shit YIS and UN were on back in the good ol’ days.
- Foxface
  
  September 19, 2025, 10:10 pm | # | Reply
  
  All parts? Sex is more than penetration, but he has some thick fingers, there.

Alice Reverie

September 19, 2025, 8:19 pm | # | Reply

That smiles… That damn smile

Logan the Mad

September 19, 2025, 8:21 pm | # | Reply

Every week where 10-Vigilant Gaze is present is a happier week for it

33 Crazy Fist Pummels the World

September 20, 2025, 3:38 pm | # | Reply

Isn’t it 11 vigilant gaze now?
- 35-Cerulean-Pools-Remember-Defeat
  
  September 21, 2025, 5:46 am | # | Reply
  
  The needles disable, they do not kill iirc

36 Spiraling Sword of Entropy Scatters the Unclean

September 19, 2025, 8:29 pm | # | Reply

YO IT’S OUR BOY!!!!!

Jan DeProtsa

September 20, 2025, 2:11 am | # | Reply

Another berserker hissing… I figured they’d be louder. I wonder why? Could Incubus be depraved enough to laryngectomize them?

Mr. Potato Patato Von Spudsworth III

September 19, 2025, 8:29 pm | # | Reply

Man’s simultaneously fighting two guys, holding a conversation, and patting his buddy on the back. I hadn’t realized Vigilant Gaze was such a multitasker!

69 Balances on pole

September 19, 2025, 8:42 pm | # | Reply

To continue the conversation from above, consider that multitasking capability for… other uses
- Mr. Potato Patato Von Spudsworth III
  
  September 22, 2025, 6:03 am | # | Reply
  
  You certainly live up to your name, 69! I dread to consider how exactly you balance on those poles…

Crud Bung

September 19, 2025, 8:49 pm | # | Reply

Hi metal grandpa

MACHRILA

September 19, 2025, 8:49 pm | # | Reply

THE FUCKING DEVIL WEARS PRADA????

Tom

September 19, 2025, 9:05 pm | # | Reply

Ho there indeed!

40 Crimson Cicada Sings Along to the Sounds of Armageddon

September 19, 2025, 9:06 pm | # | Reply

About dang time Princess yanked those needles out of poor Vigilant Gaze!

The Rhyming Wax Head

September 19, 2025, 9:13 pm | # | Reply

Land or Kraken, Friend or Foe?

Bluejay, black crow

straight lines, Ho.

Alexander

September 19, 2025, 9:15 pm | # | Reply

“I have borrowed it.” When you use those words in regard to what I assume to be an ancient and priceless artifact, you can’t blame people for suspecting you never asked for permission.

But that’s White Chain, so the owners probably insisted she took it.

69 Fights Foes With Rainbows

September 19, 2025, 9:39 pm | # | Reply

They all look so happy…. Except White Chain definitely stole the staff. Good for her!

123123 cat in bag

September 22, 2025, 8:10 am | # | Reply

She was going to steal the Staff of Prokrastinos, but random tasks kept getting in the way.

72 Simple Simon Has A Question

September 19, 2025, 10:26 pm | # | Reply

So is she 87 White Chain now? Or is she still 86 White Chain since she skipped the re-incarnation phase and simply remanifested. Or is she now 00 White Chain Begins Anew?

Hypotheosis

September 21, 2025, 11:51 pm | # | Reply

I think it’s 1999 Party Like Its Armageddon White Chain. She sure looks good in purple at any rate.

They Call Me Jelmpy Notaway Because My Name Is Jelmpy And I Am Not Away

September 19, 2025, 10:55 pm | # | Reply

Correct.

Peter Milley

September 19, 2025, 10:56 pm | # | Reply

Live your life so that someone looks at you and smiles like White Chain smiles at Alison in the second panel.

Blood raining down is optional.

juano

September 19, 2025, 11:50 pm | # | Reply

No, Vigilant Gaze.
The Ho is Here.
The Ho is Me.

Sabaoth, Koss Priest

September 20, 2025, 12:52 am | # | Reply

Where is 2 Michael?

Grandpa Teobald

September 20, 2025, 10:19 am | # | Reply

Somewhere near Metatron with the more orthodox angels, I guess. Most likely awaiting the final arc when the Jagganoth mess is cleaned up and the Rising King can deal with the real culprits.
- Demarquis
  
  September 20, 2025, 10:40 pm | # | Reply
  
  Yeah, this isn’t even the boss fight.
- Sabaoth, Dark Scientist
  
  September 21, 2025, 5:10 am | # | Reply
  
  1 Metatron does not think highly of the Conduit of Dark Science, sadly.
3 Ponderous Indecision Protects From Harm

September 22, 2025, 1:32 am | # | Reply

Busy being livid at White Chain’s rebellion, one would think.
Or in other words,

2 Michael 2 Furious

Penniless Vakhram

September 20, 2025, 1:48 am | # | Reply

In the time of the old sages, such things were called “JOLLY COOPERATION”

1337 Pierces The Heavens

September 20, 2025, 1:59 am | # | Reply

Believe in the you that believes in me.

Joseph Moose, Ringleader of the Dead Moon Circus

September 20, 2025, 2:46 am | # | Reply

I want a widescreen wallpaper of that second panel. Please!

Kung Fu Monkey

September 20, 2025, 4:45 am | # | Reply

10 Vigilant Gaze! YAAAAAAAY!! (Kermit flailing)

A Wandering Trilobite

September 20, 2025, 6:20 am | # | Reply

All matter and energy is merely borrowed, what difference does it make if some of it changes hands a bit earlier than anticipated? Besides, a hermit crab has no use for a shell that is too large or too small for it, in the same way a weapon is best placed in the care of one who is most suited to wield it in the moment.

dudefromthenorth

September 20, 2025, 6:49 am | # | Reply

squee!

Kick the apprentice in the face

September 20, 2025, 7:03 am | # | Reply

White Chain was so scandalized when after all she had taught Alison she picked up a sword and called Maya Master. Now she herself is using an implement of war.

69 Tired Jape Titilates the Puerile

September 20, 2025, 11:14 pm | # | Reply

The project of unstiffening one of the stiffest necks in Throne is not one accomplished in a day.