WHEEL SMASHING LORD 5-148

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  1. Heavyweighted Mercenary

    Heavyweighted Mercenary

    September 26, 2025, 6:39 pm | # | Reply

    “It costs 1.2 million marks to use this ship… for 1 minute.”

    • 737 Blowing Whistles Into Death's Face

      737 Blowing Whistles Into Death's Face

      September 27, 2025, 1:00 am | # | Reply

      AHHHHHHHH THIS IS THE PART OF THE STORY WHERE WE GET TO KILL SIX BILLION DEMONSAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH

  2. foducool

    foducool

    September 26, 2025, 6:50 pm | # | Reply

    poor will’s always getting fired at

    • Trees

      Trees

      September 26, 2025, 7:21 pm | # | Reply

      Hey, they haven’t hit him yet. Must’ve mastered mathematically perfect dodging like Cristian Bale from Equilibrium.

      • Discar

        Discar

        September 28, 2025, 2:37 pm | # | Reply

        This is why swords are better than guns. Is there a mystical gun art where every single space is filled with bullets? I don’t think so.

  3. Epsilon Rose

    Epsilon Rose

    September 26, 2025, 6:53 pm | # | Reply

    Demons per liter being denominated in marks is … odd. I can almost figure out how to interpret it, but it’s just off enough to not line up and the more I stare at it the worse that dissonance gets.

    • Maxine

      Maxine

      September 26, 2025, 7:02 pm | # | Reply

      the “per liter” is clearly placed in the wrong spot. It should be “Demons: 45 marks per liter.”

    • Ocean

      Ocean

      September 26, 2025, 8:12 pm | # | Reply

      It is denoting the current market price of “demons per liter”, but omitting the more important question of how many liters of demon the ship’s engine consumes each minute. Inexcusably sloppy paperwork, just what you’d expect from the private quarter!

      • L'a Di Ti On God of Clown Accountants

        L'a Di Ti On God of Clown Accountants

        September 29, 2025, 10:16 am | # | Reply

        1050 * 30 / 60 = A total of 525 MPM (marks per minute) spent on wages:
        Beyond this we are faced with an equation with 2 unknowns and thus cannot correctly calculate the exact components of sum MPM. However it means we can calculate that at most they are firing only 5 rounds a second despite having 138 guns, isn’t that at least sort of humorous (and they say accounts aren’t funny).

        • L'a Di Ti On God of Clown Accountants

          L'a Di Ti On God of Clown Accountants

          September 29, 2025, 10:30 am | # | Reply

          1 shell per minute⇒ 21,543 Demons purchased as fuel (I’m also not certain what Demons per liter means)
          2 Shells ⇒ 16,432 Demons
          3 Shells ⇒ 11,321 Demons
          4 Shells ⇒ 6,210 Demons
          5 Shells ⇒ 1,099 Demons

    • Defiance Stated Brazenly In the Daylit Gaze of God

      Defiance Stated Brazenly In the Daylit Gaze of God

      September 27, 2025, 7:05 am | # | Reply

      What did you think was loaded in the Arten shells?

  4. Skin_Horse

    Skin_Horse

    September 26, 2025, 7:04 pm | # | Reply

    Friends im worried they’re not going to win

  5. Riker Star

    Riker Star

    September 26, 2025, 7:06 pm | # | Reply

    “4 legs…”

    “3 vaganias”

    OoO

    • Nestor del Puerco

      Nestor del Puerco

      September 26, 2025, 8:30 pm | # | Reply

      There may only be two hoohahs, but that’s plenty to do the job.

    • Max™

      Max™

      September 27, 2025, 12:36 am | # | Reply

      Oh good you did the vaganias joke

    • 14CohabitatesWithDemonicInfluences

      14CohabitatesWithDemonicInfluences

      September 27, 2025, 1:19 am | # | Reply

      Probably just a cloaca.

    • cancer of the deep

      cancer of the deep

      September 27, 2025, 9:38 pm | # | Reply

      imagine

  6. Confused and Dazed

    Confused and Dazed

    September 26, 2025, 7:08 pm | # | Reply

    Ok it might have been a bit too long for my addled brain: which side are they on again?

    • Kimslayer

      Kimslayer

      September 26, 2025, 7:37 pm | # | Reply

      The entire mercantile bloc has drunk the Incubool Aid and maximizes profit in Omnicide

      • Aran

        Aran

        September 28, 2025, 11:53 am | # | Reply

        see also:

        “He will burn. The entire. World.”

        “We’ll both be long dead before his work is done. Who cares if some peasant spawn must suffer in a hundred years? And that’s if his intentions are not just rhetoric.”

  7. Greenwood Goat

    Greenwood Goat

    September 26, 2025, 7:08 pm | # | Reply

    Do they garnish the crew’s wages if the ship is downed? Does Captain Leglock forfeit a share option every time the ship is hit? Do the gunners get fired if they miss? Out of their own gun, even? “RANGING shot??!! What makes you think we can afford ranging shots?” “ABANDON SHIIIIP!! Yes, through the turnstiles, if you please, 200 marks per person, quick as you like… and if you haven’t already paid for a lifejacket, don’t ask!”

    >:=)>

    • Penniless Vakhrām

      Penniless Vakhrām

      September 26, 2025, 8:22 pm | # | Reply

      Greenwood Goat is perceptive…

    • Barfgag the Unforgiven

      Barfgag the Unforgiven

      September 26, 2025, 11:06 pm | # | Reply

      If the ship is destroyed then the captain has to pay for it. Now you know why the captain always goes down with their ship.

  8. Trees

    Trees

    September 26, 2025, 7:16 pm | # | Reply

    ‘Don’t use the good ammo’

    It’s Metro rules, baby. Gotta keep the good ammo to buy a greater quantity of crap ammo.

    • BooletFarmer

      BooletFarmer

      September 27, 2025, 5:52 pm | # | Reply

      Sneak attack that which can be, use the dirty ammo on that which can’t be, and hoard the good ammo back on the train.

  9. Abrasax

    Abrasax

    September 26, 2025, 7:26 pm | # | Reply

    I think all the pre-Euro currency German Ministers of Finance want to have a word with Mr. Termagant.

    • Grandpa Teobald

      Grandpa Teobald

      September 27, 2025, 9:38 am | # | Reply

      Why Mr? Looks more like Ms. to me. Definitely, the comic has its share of gender ambiguity, but this one does not seem the case.

  10. Penniless Vakhrām

    Penniless Vakhrām

    September 26, 2025, 7:45 pm | # | Reply

    This one is reminded of when the guild ships descended in force to offer him an extended warranty for his chariot. They offered a wide-brim parasol as a signing bonus.

    Alas, after the signing, it was determined that the damage caused by cannonfire in the course of warranty negotiations was not in fact covered by that warranty.

    This one supposes that such is life.

  11. minigendo

    minigendo

    September 26, 2025, 7:50 pm | # | Reply

    It is almost certainly not the case, but it amused me to think that Vigilant Gaze’s qualification of Allison as young is because he knows that time displaced older Allison is lurking about.

    • 36 Ringing Bell Shatters Thieves and Heretics Both

      36 Ringing Bell Shatters Thieves and Heretics Both

      September 26, 2025, 9:47 pm | # | Reply

      Vigilant Gaze is also likely several Kalpa old, so most beings are young to him.

  12. Tom

    Tom

    September 26, 2025, 8:01 pm | # | Reply

    That is the tamest ship in the entire comic, and that’s saying something.

    • Joemori

      Joemori

      September 27, 2025, 12:59 pm | # | Reply

      Corpo utilitarianism strikes again. Can’t waste any money on good ship design of course.

  13. Ocean

    Ocean

    September 26, 2025, 8:09 pm | # | Reply

    Sure, they can send more ships. But Princess will just go and slam more dudes into the deck on them.

  14. MZA

    MZA

    September 26, 2025, 8:28 pm | # | Reply

    2 angels fighting against impossible odds, when are the rest of the angelic host arriving to save the day?

    • 69 Slays Foes With Rainbows

      69 Slays Foes With Rainbows

      September 27, 2025, 1:06 am | # | Reply

      I’m rather concerned about the alignment of the angels- if the angelic host does show up they MIGHT not be on Allison’s side………
      Anyone else getting this impression? I know its been a while since we saw the angels.

    • kick the Apprentis in the face

      kick the Apprentis in the face

      September 27, 2025, 7:48 am | # | Reply

      Michael and the Thornes have declared themselves nuetral in this fight. The want the world to end so everything gets reset again.

      • Grandpa Teobald

        Grandpa Teobald

        September 27, 2025, 9:41 am | # | Reply

        Have to disagree. Most likely, they want the world to end once and for all, with Zoss’s machinations messing with this design. Or probably not exactly, the affairs of those who attained Royalty are still ill comprehended by us mere mortals.

  15. Amoeboid Fist-Of-Goo

    Amoeboid Fist-Of-Goo

    September 26, 2025, 8:33 pm | # | Reply

    I don’t know but it seems like a ship that arrives through an interdimensional portal doesn’t really need sails?

    • 10,000 Spiders Skew The Statistical Average

      10,000 Spiders Skew The Statistical Average

      September 26, 2025, 9:43 pm | # | Reply

      The sails are so you know it’s a ship instead of some kind of bird, duh

  16. Cowbob

    Cowbob

    September 26, 2025, 8:46 pm | # | Reply

    This is when White Chain discards the staff and goes full Solomon on their asses.

  17. Abraxis

    Abraxis

    September 26, 2025, 11:25 pm | # | Reply

    DOES NO ONE CARE ABOUT THE DEFECIT?!?

  18. 5000 DEAD TWINKS SINK LIKE STONES

    5000 DEAD TWINKS SINK LIKE STONES

    September 27, 2025, 1:50 am | # | Reply

    butt girl, the tariffs…

  19. The Rhyming Wax Head

    The Rhyming Wax Head

    September 27, 2025, 5:13 am | # | Reply

    into hell, or senate’s midst

    bend the elbow, lock the wrist.

    Democrat, vote with your fist

  20. tronn

    tronn

    September 27, 2025, 5:45 am | # | Reply

    “Don’t use the good ammo” is such a girlboss thing to say!

  21. Sabaoth, but a student

    Sabaoth, but a student

    September 27, 2025, 8:21 am | # | Reply

    Michael, please! Help us.

    Help us all.

  22. Doomroar

    Doomroar

    September 27, 2025, 2:14 pm | # | Reply

    WOULD!

  23. 1D6 Int Damage

    1D6 Int Damage

    September 27, 2025, 2:49 pm | # | Reply

    “Look you just cannot name the battleship, ‘This was F—ing expensive'”
    “How about ‘The Overbudget'”
    “No.”
    “The ‘Tax write off’?”
    “Hard pass”
    “Fine ‘Light of profit.”

  24. Crud Bung

    Crud Bung

    September 27, 2025, 4:53 pm | # | Reply

    I’m glad Princess Jack Daniels is having a good time

  25. Ulfang Brass

    Ulfang Brass

    September 27, 2025, 5:09 pm | # | Reply

    Good Ammo (TM), brought to you by Chekov Armaments.

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