WHEEL SMASHING LORD 5-150

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  • Cassidy

    Cassidy

    October 17, 2025, 7:33 pm | # | Reply

    LETS GO HOT LADY!!!!! KILL HER ASS!!!

  • 9000 Memes Yet to be Redeemed

    9000 Memes Yet to be Redeemed

    October 17, 2025, 7:34 pm | # | Reply

    looks like Al-Yis-Un has mastered the ancient art of learning to “Shot Web”

    • tronn

      tronn

      October 18, 2025, 6:01 am | # | Reply

      You know, may she should have done that at the START of battle instead of waiting and letting people die left and right around her for no reason. What an absolute asshole jerk.

  • SnafuKing

    SnafuKing

    October 17, 2025, 7:36 pm | # | Reply

    It’s like the Lasso of Truth…except the only meaningful truth is that you’re going to die.

    • Trimmin

      Trimmin

      October 18, 2025, 7:25 am | # | Reply

      Wow that goes hard

  • zaratustra

    zaratustra

    October 17, 2025, 7:37 pm | # | Reply

    fuck this ship in particular

    • 49 Stormbirds Circle the Clouds

      49 Stormbirds Circle the Clouds

      October 17, 2025, 8:32 pm | # | Reply

      Alison is about to use that ship to fuck a whole bunch of other ships

      • 32 Sloths Sup Juniper Tea

        32 Sloths Sup Juniper Tea

        October 17, 2025, 9:09 pm | # | Reply

        I’d be shocked if that ship doesn’t either explode or function surprisingly well as a bludgeon.

  • not creative enough

    not creative enough

    October 17, 2025, 7:38 pm | # | Reply

    all that’s missing is a lil cowboy hat to go w that lasso

  • Skinless

    Skinless

    October 17, 2025, 7:42 pm | # | Reply

    Pree Vessian is very Аsіаn-coded.

    • No Balm In Gilead

      No Balm In Gilead

      October 17, 2025, 10:37 pm | # | Reply

      I fear she is about to spill her Martini, what a pity.

  • Max™

    Max™

    October 17, 2025, 7:45 pm | # | Reply

    Crack the whip!

  • Alice_Reverie

    Alice_Reverie

    October 17, 2025, 7:48 pm | # | Reply

    Heroes will see this and say ‘Fuck yeah’

  • Wombat of Infinity

    Wombat of Infinity

    October 17, 2025, 7:50 pm | # | Reply

    Yeeeeee haw!

  • Deepbluediver

    Deepbluediver

    October 17, 2025, 7:56 pm | # | Reply

    Looks like some smug *** is about to get the grin wiped off their face.

  • Infinite plunge pool

    Infinite plunge pool

    October 17, 2025, 7:57 pm | # | Reply

    What a nice boat you’ve got there…

  • keenest

    keenest

    October 17, 2025, 8:02 pm | # | Reply

    Al-yis-un has mastered the art of being fucking cool

  • Logan the Mad

    Logan the Mad

    October 17, 2025, 8:04 pm | # | Reply

    The ole yoink n’smash, works every time

  • The One Standing Alone Against The Wind

    The One Standing Alone Against The Wind

    October 17, 2025, 8:05 pm | # | Reply

    KILL
    S I X
    B I L L I O N
    poor bastard minions in flying ships who thought this was gonna be easy

    • sicut lilium

      sicut lilium

      October 17, 2025, 9:49 pm | # | Reply

      6 billions must die

  • Penniless Vakhrām

    Penniless Vakhrām

    October 17, 2025, 8:06 pm | # | Reply

    This one has heard many a tale of those who – despite the wisdom of the gods of course – elected to “fuck around”.
    In the end, it is always the measure of these errant souls to “find out”.
    Indeed, it is right that this is the case!

    After all, it has always been known that the wage of fucking around is always to find out.

    This one is sure that Al-yis-un will prove quite the teacher.

  • Kiss Six Billion Demons

    Kiss Six Billion Demons

    October 17, 2025, 8:07 pm | # | Reply

    She hasn’t even lit her cigarette yet

    • 36 Ringing Bell Shatters Thieves and Heretics Both

      36 Ringing Bell Shatters Thieves and Heretics Both

      October 17, 2025, 10:10 pm | # | Reply

      Of course, you smoke *after* fucking someone

  • DreamingX

    DreamingX

    October 17, 2025, 8:19 pm | # | Reply

    Start with the good food on the plate, wear your good clothes, lead with the good ammo

    • Mr. Potato Patato Von Spudsworth III

      Mr. Potato Patato Von Spudsworth III

      October 18, 2025, 1:20 am | # | Reply

      Sometimes hesitating over costs can end up costing more.

  • Alexander

    Alexander

    October 17, 2025, 8:36 pm | # | Reply

    Alison has farmed a lot of aura, and now she’s going to spend it all.

  • Sev

    Sev

    October 17, 2025, 8:48 pm | # | Reply

    Lightning Thief Redux

  • Gabriel

    Gabriel

    October 17, 2025, 9:34 pm | # | Reply

    I once started writing a story that started like this, except the dragon that was snared was the one that shot the lightning themself

  • 99 puppy eyes pleading for treats

    99 puppy eyes pleading for treats

    October 17, 2025, 9:35 pm | # | Reply

    Awesome page, and our girl’s kicking ass and wrecking ships, but what’s the name of this new move?
    Fistful o’ lightning whips?

    • 99 puppy eyes pleading for treats

      99 puppy eyes pleading for treats

      October 17, 2025, 9:40 pm | # | Reply

      Unquenchable white hot fist of sparky strangling strands?

  • NoT Gog-agog with a fake mostash

    NoT Gog-agog with a fake mostash

    October 17, 2025, 9:38 pm | # | Reply

    Alison is about to use that ship like a morning star, I can FEEL it

  • terrarum

    terrarum

    October 17, 2025, 10:12 pm | # | Reply

    Every now and then a page prompts me to go back to the start of the comic to remind myself of how much she’s changed.

  • Amoeboid Fist-Of-Goo

    Amoeboid Fist-Of-Goo

    October 17, 2025, 10:31 pm | # | Reply

    HAHAHA! Four legged lady has a four armed pilot! Not that it will help her any.

  • Numengar

    Numengar

    October 17, 2025, 10:34 pm | # | Reply

    You really have to wonder what most of the people there think they are doing. The World was conquered first by one guy, then by seven beings, and now after a civil war the survivors of those 7 + one notable addition fight for it all again. But it was never “one guy leading his army. It was just one guy. And everyone knows that. What are they doing there, trying to fight?

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