WHEEL SMASHING LORD 5-179 (METATRON ONE)

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  1. 17 Tempest that Scours Mountains

    17 Tempest that Scours Mountains

    April 4, 2026, 1:42 am | # | Reply

    What ruinous glory.

    • 9 Granite Pillar Splendid With Swords

      9 Granite Pillar Splendid With Swords

      April 4, 2026, 1:54 am | # | Reply

      Event Horizon

      • 3 Tranquil River

        3 Tranquil River

        April 4, 2026, 5:06 am | # | Reply

        The descriptions of past cycles say that *The Heir* kills ever demiurge before facing Jagganoth. Somthing about this cycle is **WRONG**, and apparently Metatron has arrived to intervene

        • notsmrt

          notsmrt

          April 4, 2026, 8:18 am | # | Reply

          I mean in every other cycle Allison is just the Damsel in distress, she has NO agency in it

          • notsmrt

            notsmrt

            April 4, 2026, 8:22 am | # | Reply

            what I mean of course is that the very foundations of this cycle is an aberration which may collapse the wheel itself

    • Bluecho

      Bluecho

      April 4, 2026, 4:14 am | # | Reply

      BE. NOT. AFRAID.

      • just a lil guy

        just a lil guy

        April 4, 2026, 4:51 am | # | Reply

        i’m being afraid!

      • Sleep Drunk Koala

        Sleep Drunk Koala

        April 4, 2026, 6:12 am | # | Reply

        Don’t worry, I’m waaaaay past just being afraid.

  2. Breenland

    Breenland

    April 4, 2026, 1:42 am | # | Reply

    uh oh

  3. BEHOLDER OF 1

    BEHOLDER OF 1

    April 4, 2026, 1:42 am | # | Reply

    Most glorious, to witness, the 1st formed Angel and Scribe.

    • over 9000 memes yet to meme

      over 9000 memes yet to meme

      April 4, 2026, 1:44 am | # | Reply

      oh

      oh shit we done fucked

      gentlemen ladies and enbies, it has been an honor and a privilege

    • 6-Shot Suzy

      6-Shot Suzy

      April 4, 2026, 2:59 am | # | Reply

      Oh that? That is Chris Angel Mindfreak.

    • Kick the apprentice in the face

      Kick the apprentice in the face

      April 4, 2026, 8:19 am | # | Reply

      “Metatron Lives!”
      A First Prime Angel has not been seen on Throne since Zoss took the Throne. Metatron 1 had left this plane and is now returned. Metatron 1 gave Zoss his power and key, and Jagganoth his nails of invincibility. This is not a reincarnation as his number is still 1. Will Jagganoth join with Alison to fight this being? Will Maya fail to die? Will Incubus flip sides or just loose his head?
      All this waits a word from Metatron 1.

  4. Accursed Dirt Boar

    Accursed Dirt Boar

    April 4, 2026, 1:43 am | # | Reply

    Oh!
    It may be over chat

    • 597 Glorious Clay Resists the Potter's Hand

      597 Glorious Clay Resists the Potter's Hand

      April 4, 2026, 9:46 am | # | Reply

      Oh…Halo!

  5. over 9000 memes yet to meme

    over 9000 memes yet to meme

    April 4, 2026, 1:45 am | # | Reply

    oh

    oh shit we done fucked

    gentlemen ladies and enbies, it has been an honor and a privilege

  6. Invariable Carrion

    Invariable Carrion

    April 4, 2026, 1:45 am | # | Reply

    omg hiiiiiiiii metatron 1 <3

  7. god_of_all

    god_of_all

    April 4, 2026, 1:45 am | # | Reply

    Idk what is even going on anymore

  8. Logan the Mad

    Logan the Mad

    April 4, 2026, 1:46 am | # | Reply

    Holy shit it’s the spasms guy :0

  9. Garamondiel

    Garamondiel

    April 4, 2026, 1:48 am | # | Reply

    Who call the cops?

  10. HannibalHamlin

    HannibalHamlin

    April 4, 2026, 1:48 am | # | Reply

    That’s probably nothing to worry about, folks, right

    [also this page must’ve been a gigantic pain to plot out because of the RIDICULOUS scales involved, holy shit, well done]

  11. ULTRAMURDERER

    ULTRAMURDERER

    April 4, 2026, 1:49 am | # | Reply

    The true enemy has revealed himself! The most deplorable of all! The lowliest of scum! METATRON LIVES! A MISTAKE TO BE CORRECTED!

  12. Caymun the Mad

    Caymun the Mad

    April 4, 2026, 1:49 am | # | Reply

    T-posing for the aura farming

    • Noisy

      Noisy

      April 4, 2026, 6:29 am | # | Reply

      Does it work if he upside down?

      • Kick the apprentice in the face

        Kick the apprentice in the face

        April 4, 2026, 8:23 am | # | Reply

        It’s Easter and Metatron 1 Shows up in the Inverted Crucifix form. The death asked for by Apostles who doubted God.

  13. 金

    April 4, 2026, 1:50 am | # | Reply

    its never been so metatronuinely over

    • 50 Stormbirds Circle the Clouds

      50 Stormbirds Circle the Clouds

      April 4, 2026, 5:19 am | # | Reply

      Fie! Thou lowly miscreant! Speak not such filthy parlance in the presence of the Immaculate Scribe of God!

  14. dead tauros dreaming

    dead tauros dreaming

    April 4, 2026, 1:52 am | # | Reply

    The ancient ones knew that even the mightiest river cannot be conquered by the fist — and so they learned to release their grip and flow. When the world turned upside down, the wise did not weep; they simply opened their eyes and saw what no standing man could. Of all the offerings ever laid upon the altar, none was more sacred than the willing gift of pride, of time, of the hungry self. It has long been told that the one who stands perfectly still may yet travel the farthest of all. For surrender was never defeat in the old stories — it was merely the page turning, slow and deliberate, toward what comes next.

  15. 33 Not Worried At All. Really.

    33 Not Worried At All. Really.

    April 4, 2026, 1:52 am | # | Reply

    So… how confident is Gog Agog still?

    • 3 Ponderous Indecision Protects From Harm

      3 Ponderous Indecision Protects From Harm

      April 4, 2026, 3:09 am | # | Reply

      Still owes six minutes.

      …good luck! *runs in opposite direction*

  16. 20 Fiery Blades Split the Seas With Steam

    20 Fiery Blades Split the Seas With Steam

    April 4, 2026, 1:53 am | # | Reply

    Everything is going to shit all at once, it seems. All that’s missing is Himself taking a leisurely stroll out of his enclosure and we can hit the Polymarket Eschatological Parlay.

    • 20 Fiery Blades Split the Seas With Steam

      20 Fiery Blades Split the Seas With Steam

      April 4, 2026, 1:56 am | # | Reply

      Also, a reminder that Zoss somehow fought this… thing.

      • Avernic

        Avernic

        April 4, 2026, 3:04 am | # | Reply

        If Jagganoth is to be believed, Zoss didn’t actually fight him and in fact Metatron intentionally gave up the names of God. Seems more likely than the alternative.

        • smjjames

          smjjames

          April 4, 2026, 3:24 am | # | Reply

          Still got beaten to a pulp though.

      • Ocean

        Ocean

        April 4, 2026, 4:33 am | # | Reply

        Zoss fought ALL the prime angels, at once, and slew them. This is merely the one who knew enough to be shown “mercy.”

        • Native Outsider

          Native Outsider

          April 4, 2026, 9:55 am | # | Reply

          Further reminder, Zoss forged the Key AFTER beating all the prime angels. Dude was just built different.

  17. 24 Unceasing Champion Brings All Tyrants To Heel

    24 Unceasing Champion Brings All Tyrants To Heel

    April 4, 2026, 1:54 am | # | Reply

    Think it might be time for that terrible cursed weapon that cuts those who cannot choose their own destiny.

  18. 6 overbooked schedule

    6 overbooked schedule

    April 4, 2026, 1:58 am | # | Reply

    Oh

  19. Rhetorical Whetstone Sharpens The Tongue

    Rhetorical Whetstone Sharpens The Tongue

    April 4, 2026, 2:01 am | # | Reply

    I believe that Metatron and Jagganoth will both fall when Allison wields the terrible, cursed Maybe Sword against them.

    “The Maybe Sword does not cut anything. But those who lack the ability to choose their own fate will be cut regardless.”

    Both Metatron and Jagganoth do what they do because they believe that they have no choice. They will be cut.

    • Alzran, Spinfoil Peddler

      Alzran, Spinfoil Peddler

      April 4, 2026, 6:18 am | # | Reply

      What if Jagganoth ISN’T cut by the Maybe Sword, in the instant of its collision he is forced to realise that he does infact have the ability to choose his own fate.

      Then we see him either double down on what he’s doing regardless or some other divergence from his current course, what that could be I do not know.
      It’s late and I’m out of Spinfoil.

      • Sixteen Curses Upon The Throne

        Sixteen Curses Upon The Throne

        April 4, 2026, 6:49 am | # | Reply

        Eyes up, Guardian.

  20. 13 Victorious Starship

    13 Victorious Starship

    April 4, 2026, 2:06 am | # | Reply

    Where’s the Metahog?

  21. Strix

    Strix

    April 4, 2026, 2:06 am | # | Reply

    Oh no.

  22. AntithesisConundrum

    AntithesisConundrum

    April 4, 2026, 2:08 am | # | Reply

    Job Ajob

  23. Cassandra Tastrophe

    Cassandra Tastrophe

    April 4, 2026, 2:09 am | # | Reply

    It is about to become Metatron 2

    • 2 Bears High Fiving

      2 Bears High Fiving

      April 4, 2026, 2:11 am | # | Reply

      I like your optimism

      • Cassandra Tastrophe

        Cassandra Tastrophe

        April 4, 2026, 2:21 am | # | Reply

        If we do not have optimism, we do not have anything.

        • Rhetorical Whetstone Sharpens The Tongue

          Rhetorical Whetstone Sharpens The Tongue

          April 4, 2026, 3:07 am | # | Reply

          That doesn’t make any sense. That’s when you have pessimism!

    • Thad Fortress

      April 4, 2026, 3:14 am | # | Reply

      I &$%#ing love this comic

    • whirring,softly

      whirring,softly

      April 4, 2026, 8:03 am | # | Reply

      2 Metatron.

      Metatron is the only angel with a number after their name because they’ve never been killed. See 2 Michael First Amongst The Secondborn who is the only other active Prime Angel.

  24. Palindrome

    Palindrome

    April 4, 2026, 2:21 am | # | Reply

    I hear The Greatest Jubilee from Bayonetta starting to play…

  25. Ech

    Ech

    April 4, 2026, 2:26 am | # | Reply

    We are so, unbelievably fucked

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