Wheel Smashing Lord 5-186 to 5-177

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  • Aasa

    Aasa

    March 20, 2026, 8:30 pm | # | Reply

    Oh.

    • juano

      juano

      March 20, 2026, 8:37 pm | # | Reply

      Worm?

      • Arjac

        Arjac

        March 20, 2026, 8:39 pm | # | Reply

        On Gog?

        • corrupting bone scythe

          corrupting bone scythe

          March 20, 2026, 9:49 pm | # | Reply

          Oh…. Dear. She strikes… Once.

          • TURU, Mayan Priest

            TURU, Mayan Priest

            March 20, 2026, 9:53 pm | # | Reply

            Naaah, too Deus ex Machina.
            If she could do it, why let everyone die first?

            I find it disgusting.

            • Uncle_Hiss

              Uncle_Hiss

              March 20, 2026, 10:05 pm | # | Reply

              She finds it funny. She’s been here at this point countless of times. She doesn’t treat reality as reality, she’s been here before. She’s just a shitposter.

            • Black Duke of Metal Death

              Black Duke of Metal Death

              March 20, 2026, 10:09 pm | # | Reply

              That’s fine . Gog Agog likes disgusting things, providing they’re new. Same old same old, now that disgusts The Worm.

            • Big Horns

              Big Horns

              March 20, 2026, 10:52 pm | # | Reply

              Others have answered for Gog Agog. For Allison, she haven’t done it before because it’s a loose cannon. You don’t use a loose cannon unless you’re sure that you won’t hit any allies. With all the allies dead or fleeing, Gog Agog can act indiscriminately without the issue of friendly fire.

      • Gog

        Gog

        March 20, 2026, 9:19 pm | # | Reply

        I liked the part where Gog Agog gog gog agog gog agog gog.

        • Amoeboid Fist-Of-Goo

          Amoeboid Fist-Of-Goo

          March 20, 2026, 11:05 pm | # | Reply

          Who put the Gog in the Gogogog boom shamalama beat down?

  • Commenter the Unrelenting

    Commenter the Unrelenting

    March 20, 2026, 8:30 pm | # | Reply

    The corpses rot, and the worm laughs

    • Dawnfeathers

      Dawnfeathers

      March 20, 2026, 8:44 pm | # | Reply

      Bottoms up, so I’ve heard!

  • 25 Cursed With Knowledge Of Forbidden Snacks

    25 Cursed With Knowledge Of Forbidden Snacks

    March 20, 2026, 8:32 pm | # | Reply

    God I love this thing so much. All hail the worm queen!

    • Bluecho

      Bluecho

      March 20, 2026, 9:54 pm | # | Reply

      Glory to the Conqueror Worm!

  • 84 Holes Where The Stars Ought To Be

    84 Holes Where The Stars Ought To Be

    March 20, 2026, 8:34 pm | # | Reply

    Marvel at the mass of the clew now, but nothing can infest the void itself.

  • 3 Rivets Hold the Wheel from Breaking

    3 Rivets Hold the Wheel from Breaking

    March 20, 2026, 8:35 pm | # | Reply

    I’m not going to lie, I expected carnage. But THIS? Honestly, might have needed to pray forgiveness from Aesma because this is unholy.

  • Suzerain "Six-Shooter" Anwen

    Suzerain "Six-Shooter" Anwen

    March 20, 2026, 8:36 pm | # | Reply

    Where are the clowns?~ Send in the Clowns~ Dont bother, they’re here

  • Viz

    Viz

    March 20, 2026, 8:37 pm | # | Reply

    I can fix her.

    • Bluecho

      Bluecho

      March 20, 2026, 9:55 pm | # | Reply

      She can make me worms.

  • 45 The Blasphemers Shall Call To The Just

    45 The Blasphemers Shall Call To The Just

    March 20, 2026, 8:37 pm | # | Reply

    And so the reaper reaps. The red god has sown the seeds, and the Wheel witnesses.

  • Worm Cultist

    Worm Cultist

    March 20, 2026, 8:38 pm | # | Reply

    YAY YIPPEE!!!!

  • Wormyworm

    Wormyworm

    March 20, 2026, 8:38 pm | # | Reply

    There is no sharper blade against gods than humour, for tyrants will never suffer being made a fool of themselves

    What’s differen’t here is that that very last part’s becoming quite literal

  • motorfirebox

    motorfirebox

    March 20, 2026, 8:41 pm | # | Reply

    P̷ ̷E̷ ̷R̷ ̷I̷ ̷S̷ ̷H̷

    B̵̤̕ ̵̜̯̥̽͊̌Ẽ̴̬̥́ ̵͙̋͠Ç̵̯̔ ̵̠̘̇O̵̗̺̎̊ ̷̺́̀̈́ͅM̷̞̐͌̾ ̷͙̔̉͜È̷͉̂

  • Alialux Ambassador

    Alialux Ambassador

    March 20, 2026, 8:43 pm | # | Reply

    The best was to destroy an old enemy
    is to create a new friend!

    🙂

  • J

    J

    March 20, 2026, 8:43 pm | # | Reply

    You cannot keep down
    the clown

  • Daydreamer

    Daydreamer

    March 20, 2026, 8:50 pm | # | Reply

    hail the conqueror worm

  • Trees

    Trees

    March 20, 2026, 8:50 pm | # | Reply

    OH NO!!!

  • 420 Silly Buggers Slap The Firmament

    420 Silly Buggers Slap The Firmament

    March 20, 2026, 8:50 pm | # | Reply

    Somebody’s been playing look outside

  • 1337 Vertically Violates Viscera

    1337 Vertically Violates Viscera

    March 20, 2026, 8:54 pm | # | Reply

    “Næver spite a beast in the middle of it’s wrothful fury, lest yer want is destruction and digestion.”
    -Adelh(h=e͡ɪ)aide Krampus, Wisewoman of the 3rd Branch of the Beasts of Trøndefelt, Druidess. We were making dinners after a hunt.

  • CLOWNQUEROR WORM

    CLOWNQUEROR WORM

    March 20, 2026, 8:57 pm | # | Reply

    CLOWNQUEROR WORM

  • EDEN

    EDEN

    March 20, 2026, 8:58 pm | # | Reply

    The worm has turned.e

  • Unnamed Peregrine Knight

    Unnamed Peregrine Knight

    March 20, 2026, 8:59 pm | # | Reply

    “She did twleve seconds of calenthenics then went all John Carpenter on ’em. She Thinged em right in the face. Funniest shit I ever saw.”

  • zaratustra

    zaratustra

    March 20, 2026, 9:00 pm | # | Reply

    You should look outside.

  • Logan the Mad

    Logan the Mad

    March 20, 2026, 9:02 pm | # | Reply

    Every death, a thousand births.
    Someday you’ll be Worm too, in one way or another. It’s just the nature of the Beast.
    —So why not do it now!? Worm is 96% off, only while supplies last! Buy while you can, there’s not a lot of time left!

  • Lou

    Lou

    March 20, 2026, 9:04 pm | # | Reply

    You found new sound effects!

  • Dingbat

    Dingbat

    March 20, 2026, 9:05 pm | # | Reply

    WORMING SCYTHE

  • 10,000 Gogs Skew The Statistical Agog

    10,000 Gogs Skew The Statistical Agog

    March 20, 2026, 9:07 pm | # | Reply

    Truly this is going to be one of our best performances. The scythe is a little much, though. Any thoughts, Gog-Agog?

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