WHEEL SMASHING LORD 5-146

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  1. Lord_of_change

    Lord_of_change

    September 12, 2025, 6:21 pm | # | Reply

    HOLY SHIT WHITE CHAIN, I DIDNT KNOW YOU COULD USE KI RATA WITH WEAPONS

    • Bluecho

      Bluecho

      September 12, 2025, 7:22 pm | # | Reply

      Honestly, it’s probably LESS EFFICIENT than using your body, and therefore MORE MERCIFUL as the flavor text suggests.

    • 3 Tranquil River

      3 Tranquil River

      September 12, 2025, 7:23 pm | # | Reply

      In a world where you can punch your way into Heaven, there is no limit on how fast the body can be taught to go. There is no limit to the pain the body, or the flame of its soul, can be taught to endure.

      The limit is on how fast you can think; so don’t. In the space between blinks there is no time for the eye to see or the flesh to feel or the mind to plan. With the silent voice you can only be who you are and do what you were always going to.

      • 2 Thralls of the Great Machine

        2 Thralls of the Great Machine

        September 14, 2025, 10:15 am | # | Reply

        [This person understands the Great Machine.]

    • Goatfish

      Goatfish

      September 13, 2025, 2:24 am | # | Reply

      Well, they tell me the weapon becomes an extension of the skilled fighter’s body.
      Although, I imagine a less skilled user would simply break the thing. Something to be said for using precisely the correct amount of unimaginable violence.

  2. metalpetals

    metalpetals

    September 12, 2025, 6:22 pm | # | Reply

    you see there’s a slayer reference in this page because white chain is slaying right now

  3. Barfgag the Unforgiven

    Barfgag the Unforgiven

    September 12, 2025, 6:24 pm | # | Reply

    The fecal matter is about to hit the rotating wind device.

  4. 25 Penitent Spark Scours the Dirt

    25 Penitent Spark Scours the Dirt

    September 12, 2025, 6:28 pm | # | Reply

    Fools are the artists of blood who seek to justify their showmanship. Glorious fools.

  5. The Red Lady

    The Red Lady

    September 12, 2025, 6:29 pm | # | Reply

    Jesus just kiss already

    • 14CohabitatesWithDemonicInfluences

      14CohabitatesWithDemonicInfluences

      September 12, 2025, 8:12 pm | # | Reply

      *gets the popcorn*

    • Darkstarling

      Darkstarling

      September 12, 2025, 9:18 pm | # | Reply

      The new trinity

    • 69 Fights Foes With Rainbows

      69 Fights Foes With Rainbows

      September 13, 2025, 3:59 pm | # | Reply

      Please!!!!! I miss my lesbians!

  6. 4 TRILLION DEAD STARS

    4 TRILLION DEAD STARS

    September 12, 2025, 6:42 pm | # | Reply

    Ki Rata remains the most xianxia shit ever. Wouldn’t surprise me if White Chain punches a sun next

    • Darkstarling

      Darkstarling

      September 12, 2025, 9:20 pm | # | Reply

      Break out the Cloudy Sword techniques from Beware of Chicken, the only sword art that MIGHT have a chance against Ki Rata…

    • stronge

      stronge

      September 13, 2025, 7:30 am | # | Reply

      – Roll for initiative!
      – What’s initiative?
      – it says which order we attack in.
      – I PUNCH the initiative!!!

  7. D.

    D.

    September 12, 2025, 6:45 pm | # | Reply

    It’s raining Blood!
    Hallelujah, it’s raining Blood!

  8. Moodaduku

    September 12, 2025, 6:48 pm | # | Reply

    “Allow me to go off, Queen”

    • 13 Disposable Donut Lads

      13 Disposable Donut Lads

      September 14, 2025, 2:31 am | # | Reply

      “Let me off the chain.”

  9. The Rhyming Wax Head

    The Rhyming Wax Head

    September 12, 2025, 6:54 pm | # | Reply

    Press cattle, hand of wind

    the wizard speaks for sins,

    breathe smoke; tones to the brim.

    • The Rhyming Wax Head

      The Rhyming Wax Head

      September 12, 2025, 6:55 pm | # | Reply

      “forbidden sorcery, vinum sabbathi”

      • Grandpa Teobald

        Grandpa Teobald

        September 13, 2025, 10:32 am | # | Reply

        All of a sudden, Arthur Machen reference?..

        • The Rhyming Wax Head

          The Rhyming Wax Head

          September 13, 2025, 12:53 pm | # | Reply

          in Jason’s mouth

          there’s a stout bank of sand (Mudeford).

          You and I can only see a side each, but there’s a wizard in the middle.

  10. minigendo

    minigendo

    September 12, 2025, 7:06 pm | # | Reply

    Seemingly this would defy a literal reading of the prophecy, but then prophecies are rarely meant to be read literally.

    • Schroedingers Cult

      Schroedingers Cult

      September 13, 2025, 1:30 am | # | Reply

      Eagerly looking forward to the Red Prophecy…

  11. Alexander

    Alexander

    September 12, 2025, 7:23 pm | # | Reply

    That technique’s name is literal, yet not imaginative. I think that is the hallmark of a combat style that doesn’t need to pretend to be something more.

  12. Tom

    Tom

    September 12, 2025, 7:36 pm | # | Reply

    So many donuts in this epic page.

    • Aike, Consumer of Food, Bearer of the Word Appetite and Devourer of the Seven Course Meal

      Aike, Consumer of Food, Bearer of the Word Appetite and Devourer of the Seven Course Meal

      September 12, 2025, 10:41 pm | # | Reply

      enough to make you hungry

  13. Delvin Anaris

    Delvin Anaris

    September 12, 2025, 8:01 pm | # | Reply

    Take my revolution.

  14. 1337, Flattens Facetious Ferals

    1337, Flattens Facetious Ferals

    September 12, 2025, 8:05 pm | # | Reply

    “Let those at a distance listen, and those that are near me see; I am Tsutsui Jomyo Meishu, the worker-monk. Who here dares to fight me, a warrior worth a thousand? Come out, anyone who thinks himself worthy!”
    -Jomyo Meishu

  15. juano

    juano

    September 12, 2025, 8:17 pm | # | Reply

    get donuted, bozos

  16. Lilith Rose

    Lilith Rose

    September 12, 2025, 8:26 pm | # | Reply

    Allison’s stone is looking more and more like an eye… I’m half-expecting it to gain a pupil at some episode.

  17. Penniless Vakhram

    Penniless Vakhram

    September 12, 2025, 8:39 pm | # | Reply

    In the days of the ancient masters, such a moment was called ‘cinema’.

    • sonofevil

      sonofevil

      September 12, 2025, 10:52 pm | # | Reply

      absolute kino rata

  18. sonofevil

    sonofevil

    September 12, 2025, 10:50 pm | # | Reply

    FROM A LACERATED SKY

    • Stormy

      Stormy

      September 12, 2025, 11:08 pm | # | Reply

      BLEEDING ITS HORROR

      • delimiter

        delimiter

        September 13, 2025, 11:49 pm | # | Reply

        CREATING MY STRUCTURE

  19. Sabaoth, Koss Priest

    Sabaoth, Koss Priest

    September 13, 2025, 12:06 am | # | Reply

    There are so few of us left.

    • LASTDAYSOF

      LASTDAYSOF

      September 13, 2025, 11:11 pm | # | Reply

      koss….or some say kosm

      • The Orphan of Kos

        The Orphan of Kos

        September 14, 2025, 8:29 am | # | Reply

        YEEEEEEEEEEEOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWWWWW

  20. thumb

    thumb

    September 13, 2025, 12:11 am | # | Reply

    In this form, White Chain can easily tell a lie.

  21. Bonejelly Sandwiches

    Bonejelly Sandwiches

    September 13, 2025, 4:38 am | # | Reply

    She DID say she saw how she was to die. She’s not coming back, is she.

    • Amoeboid Fist-Of-Goo

      Amoeboid Fist-Of-Goo

      September 13, 2025, 5:11 am | # | Reply

      she’s going to live another thirty years or so, someone said

  22. Ocean

    Ocean

    September 13, 2025, 5:03 am | # | Reply

    Sometimes you must simply release your King into the battle arena of fate.
    For what is a member of Royalty if not a particularly destructive sort of bayblade?

  23. a living deadbot

    a living deadbot

    September 13, 2025, 5:37 am | # | Reply

    It is said that all who live by the blade are fools, and all who choose the blade are fools. In this aspect, Pree Chain proclaims these fools not as a derogatory, but rather, as an acknowledgement of the same fool she is, an equal.

    Fool in this term is not condescension, but a recognition of one who has chosen to pick up the blade, when perhaps they should have instead retired to a glorious noodle stand.

    I wish Pree Chain a lovely eternity of noodles upon completion of the present battle.

  24. dudefromthenorth

    dudefromthenorth

    September 13, 2025, 6:57 am | # | Reply

    aw yiss….

  25. machineman2012

    machineman2012

    September 13, 2025, 8:06 am | # | Reply

    If you love me you’ll let me GOOOOOOOoooOO

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