20 Fiery Blades Split the Seas With Steam
February 6, 2026, 6:41 pm | # | Reply
See, Incubus? You only need one stroke. You don’t even need a sword, really.
24 Frenzied Dances To Silence Shake The Void
February 6, 2026, 7:45 pm | # | Reply
Pree Maya has become an excellent defender of mice. With a single stroke, not only did she deflect the arrow, she directed it toward the enraged creature’s paw (wing), preventing it from continuing its suicide run. Meti would be proud.
Too bad about the mouse that got donuted though. No parryslop for him.
Formosus, Father of Corpses
February 6, 2026, 10:17 pm | # | Reply
On the one hand, the almighty attack of a god-king at the height of his majesty.
On the other hand, Tiger Drop blocks all incoming damage.
Discuss.
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God's Fist Covering Itself
February 6, 2026, 10:25 pm | # | Reply
If one is incapable of progress, they may as well be dead. If one is themself the obstacle, but cannot do damage back, they are also, dead. Evacuation and escape are the only options. Unless of course, a peasant happens to distract either one, of course. Even better, someone with experience in getting the shit kicked out of their self. Someone skilled in insults would also be helpful.
10,000 Spiders Skew The Statistical Average
February 6, 2026, 11:17 pm | # | Reply
“The second or third time I’ve killed you”… an interesting statement, and maybe not just hyperbole? Maya is certainly long-lived, and one does have to question how she survived her previous encounters with Incubus. Maybe some combination her understanding of the world, her skills with a blade, or her past ownership of a Key of Kings have made her something beyond a typical mortal. Something sustained by purpose rather than food and drink.
Or maybe he’s exaggerating. Incubus does love his theatrics.



















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