Nothing to do with penguins: If, like me, you’ve been wondering all year what the date is, and wishing you could have a little laugh while finding out, our new 2026 Bizarro wall calendar is the perfect thing to add to your wall and life. Order a dozen, in case visitors to your home keep stealing them.
Here are the exciting answers to our penguin quiz above: True: 4, 5, 7, 8, 9, 10 False: 1, 2, 3, 6
Thanks for pointing your see-balls at our squiggly scribbles today. If you got a smile or two and appreciate that we do this for free, please consider helping us keep it that way via the links below. Until next week, as they say in Italy, “Chow, baby.”
The Naked Cartoonist…My every-other-week subscription creative writing and comics service.
Bizarro TIP JAR …One-time or repeating. Your choice!
WAYNO’S TIP JAR …One-time or repeating. Your choice!
My (free) graphic novel in progress, PEYOTE COWBOY
Watch my pitch video and become a supporter of Peyote Cowboy here.
Super fun Bizarro swag from ComicsKingdom, including our 2026 Bizarro wall calendar.



















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